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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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