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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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