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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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