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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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