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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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