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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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