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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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