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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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