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My aunt Bridget ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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