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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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