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Bad food
My
aunt
Bridget
ate
the last Rolo
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a child
a doctor
a spy
a train driver
a woman
a surgeon
a taxi driver
a shepherd
a tramp
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