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My aunt Bridget ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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