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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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