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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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