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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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