Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate over-cooked pasta and karate-chopped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Saudi Arabian Costa Rican New Zealander Kosovan Burmese Botswanan Togolese Northern Irish Citizen of the Dominican Republic Russian

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.