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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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