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My aunt Bridget ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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