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My aunt Bridget ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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