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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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