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My aunt Betsy ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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