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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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