Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.