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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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