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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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