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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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