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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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