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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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