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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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