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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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