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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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