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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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