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My aunt Betsy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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