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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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