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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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