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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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