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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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