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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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