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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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