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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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