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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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