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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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