Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Betsy
ate
a box of dead mice
and
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Israeli
Latvian
Sri Lankan
Comoran
Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina
Somali
German
Vatican citizen
Lithuanian
Norwegian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.