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Bad food

My aunt Betsy ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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