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Bad food
My
aunt
Betsy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
a stale biscuit
a box of dead mice
canned prunes
yesterday's fish
over-cooked pasta
stale bread
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
stinky tofu
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