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Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
cat biscuits
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
strangled
scissor-kicked
kneed
Vulcan death-gripped
throat-punched
nutcracker choked
roundhouse kicked
kicked
slapped
karate-chopped
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