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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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