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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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