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Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
yesterday's fish
and
karate-chopped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a doctor
a policeman
a train driver
a policewoman
a student
a tramp
a taxi driver
a soldier
a spy
a TV personality
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