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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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