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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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