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Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
mouldy potatoes
and
head-butted
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a woman
a farmer
a doctor
a student
a ticket inspector
a taxi driver
a bus driver
a child
a spy
a pilot
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