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Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
a stale biscuit
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a student
a sailor
a farmer
a spy
a ticket inspector
a dentist
a soldier
a bus driver
a train driver
a policewoman
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