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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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