Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
canned prunes
and
nutcracker choked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a taxi driver
a shepherd
a soldier
a sailor
a woman
a bus driver
a child
a student
a doctor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.