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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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