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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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