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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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