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Bad food

My aunt Agatha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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