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Bad food
My
aunt
Agatha
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
yesterday's fish
cat biscuits
stale bread
mouldy potatoes
a wedge of blue cheese
a stale biscuit
canned prunes
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