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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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