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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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