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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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