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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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