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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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