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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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