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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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