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My aunt Adele ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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