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My aunt Adele ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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