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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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