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Bad food

My aunt Adele ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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