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My aunt Adele ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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